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When the heat is on, Brett Lee is ready to quit

February 26th, 2010    Posted in Main
 

Brett lee was the best out there day and night out. He once again showed that he cannot take the heat. He finally decided to be a quitter. Really sorry to hear this from the best cricketer in the world

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Sachin Terrific tendulkar batting his way to world records

February 26th, 2010    Posted in Main
 

This was an unbelievable feat. Scoring a 200 in a one day match. The records are shattered. Put Vivian Richards to shame. Goodbye Bradman. Little Sachin smiled and waved his hand and dedicated this feet to the millions of poor Indians who don’t have anything to celebrate on. Is this a miracle or what?
Blasting away the best team in the world. Blasting the best bowler in the world. Is this special or what? He did not score 200 against Bangladesh. He did not score this against Pakistan. He did this against the best.
Boundaries, sixes, the Poetry of the way he batted will be cherished for a long time.

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South Africans deliberately lost the Test Match

February 19th, 2010    Posted in Main
 

Do you need any brain in seeing this conspiracy yesterday my friends? Only god knows how much money may have changed the hands. South Africans were dropping catches like flies. Everybody gave 3 or 4 catches finally they were out. Imagine the Indians scoring 600 plus runs against South Africans. It is not humanely possible. As soon as I saw the dropped catches, I knew there was a conspiracy behind all these. Where is the biggest market for cricket, India of course? Where are the biggest gamblers located?
I want the ICC to watch the tapes of this game very closely for irregularities. Otherwise Cricket will be gone forever.

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Why sehwag made Gambhir run out?

February 18th, 2010    Posted in Main
 

This clearly shows the true color of sehwag.
Sehwag should be ashamed of this betrayal of his partner.
This happened during the 1st inning of calcutta test.

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Dentist report on Afridi

February 16th, 2010    Posted in Main
 

Dear friends,

I have been asked to Examine Afridi’s teeth by the pakistani cricket Board.
There were alltogether 54 teeth in Mr ball tamperors mouth to my astonishment.
As you know there only 38 teeth possible in humans.
2 vampire teeth were noted on the left side of the upper mole.
Again this is common in Transylvania. I wonder this man has any roots with Mr Dracula himself.
Well this report will continue later.

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Is sehwag better than Sachin

February 16th, 2010    Posted in Main
 

No way Jose.
Too different.
Sachin the best and immortal
Sehwag too ordinary and mortal
what are your thoughts?

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Did Schin actually talked to the curator to change the pitch in calcutta

February 16th, 2010    Posted in Main
 

Dear sachin,
Please say it aint so.
A player at you caliber will not scoop that low right?
We believe you Sachin.

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Sachin slams another 100

February 15th, 2010    Posted in Main
 

Another beautiful power batting display.
Maestro was at his best again.
This is no. 47
There is no competition for the best ever cricketer in the world

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Wrapping up the South Africans for 296: A Well done Job by the paper tigers.

February 15th, 2010    Posted in Main
 

An extremely calculated move from Indian side to bowl the champions out. Zaheer the zebra did most of the damage followed by our beloved Bhaji.
How will be the Ist Innings for India.

They already racked up 46 runs without any loss

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Harbhajan shuts critics mouth

February 14th, 2010    Posted in Main
 

Where are the critics now? Poor Bhaji. He showed all his anger today in destroying the south africans.
Zaheer the zebra again was magnificient. Wish Sree was there to destroy. Ishant an innocent bystander.

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